First weekend

Well, who’s been a good boy then?! Only one night on the piss and not even ALL that much consumed – Scout’s honour! But oh Boy, did I make up for it this weekend… Check this out for an itinerary…. (Miche- sorry hun – not a patch on yrs I’m afraid!! You know who you are!!)

Friday:

· War games at Neil’s – Game of Thrones….. (Even Troodles is playing – howz that for a girlfriend / fiancee type thingy?! That MUST be love! Mind you, Troods has form – she won the last game….)
· 1900 : Ian digs out the Russki Standart for the kick-off. Delayed due to a late arrival (Mark) whose time keeping is nearly as accurate as mine!
· Neil has stipulated a 0100 hours latest finish….

(We finish at 04.30 following polite ‘bollocking’ from Troods at 03:30…. Where’d that hour go then Mr. Jacky Daniels….? Heh heh)

Saturday:

· Lawn bowls at Paddinton for 12.30. (We get there on –time at 14:30, but we arrive with Ben – the Stag – and Sam – Best Man – so I don’t feel guilty at all – but we woulda had time for breakfast ….. Neil!) – I will say what a f*cking twat the taxi driver was – America is to blame for it all apparently!;
Sam is best man and on the left - Ben is the Goom! He's wearing the blue cap - the ladies? Well, Sam thought they'd brighten up the shot and wasn't that a good decision!
· Beers in Paddington at the Lord Dudley – top British style boozer – nice ‘ornamentation’! (Lost track of time here….);
· 10 pin bowling at ‘Fox Studios’ – somewhere in Sydney (mate);
· Back to the Lord Dudley at drunk o clock;
· Pick Neil up off the floor….;
· Off to Kings X for beer and strippaz;
· ……………! I’m not at liberty to reveal more…… except:

Neil, were you ID’d or just refused a drink as ‘you’d had enough already….!’

Sunday

Can’t tell ya much about Sunday as I didn’t see much of it although I’m happy to say it was Trudi’s birthday – 21 again! She certainly had the hangover to prove it and that was just from Bianca’s Hen’s the day before!!

And so endeth my first week!!

We have a big one coming up – of course the weekend of Neil Stag do and Trood’s Hen’s – hell yeah! Watch this space.

1st-2nd April – be there or be square!!

(This week I have nothing to report except – has anyone done a ‘body pump’ class at a gym before? What a good workout, I’m sore today (Thursday!) Also full of yummy Mummy’s – if anyone is interested!!)

Ohhh, Baron, forgot to mention, the local here does a pub quiz on Tuesday night – hell yeah….

Laters.